Remember that day that both Twitter and Facebook were down? Somehow we made it through several consecutive hours of no access to Robporn or our fellow Robficionados, but we did not escape unscathed. Remember the Great Photo Blackout of Summer '09? Devastation abounded. We truly are dependent on our electronically delivered Rob smut.
The truth is that our enjoyment of all things Rob is intrinsically linked to technology – the scans of photos and the photos themselves disseminated on Twitter and various Rob-centric sites daily; computers that hold our stashes of the Rob goods; Ipods and mp3 players loaded with Rob movies and songs; and even the wallpapers and ringers on our cell phones -- all deliver a constant stream of Rob-goodness.
But have you ever woken up, ready to get your daily Rob fix online, only to discover that your COMPUTER IS NOT WORKING?! Panic sets in. What do you need? You know EXACTLY what you need — Geekward Rob. Not only will he service all of your hardware and software issues, he’s adorably clumsy and awkward in your presence. Yes, Geekward Rob can administer my network any time. While you may need him to tend to your technology issues, he needs you to school him in other, more human, matters. Private tutoring has never been this much fun.
Geekward Definitions:
chagrin — that sinking feeling one experiences in the pit of one’s stomach when the IT department of one’s employer notices the huge file folder on the hard drive of one’s work computer named RobPorn
dazzled – the slightly euphoric and pleasant emotion associated with exposure to all things Rob, including exposure via the use of technology
hard drive -- a device that allows one to save Geekward Rob-related media in various forms; also the effect that such media may have on one's libido
The Geek-Word
Geekward Rob is working right
now to bring you MORE Rob.
now to bring you MORE Rob.
chagrin — that sinking feeling one experiences in the pit of one’s stomach when the IT department of one’s employer notices the huge file folder on the hard drive of one’s work computer named RobPorn
dazzled – the slightly euphoric and pleasant emotion associated with exposure to all things Rob, including exposure via the use of technology
hard drive -- a device that allows one to save Geekward Rob-related media in various forms; also the effect that such media may have on one's libido
The Geek-Word
So, for those of us who like to get our freak on with Geekward Rob, check out these fuckhawt fanfics.
- A Geekward Community on Fanfiction.net
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ReplyDeleteI need Geekward to come and replace my laptop battery...no seriously, my laptop is sucking ass and needs a new battery. Love the geekward manips and I must read those fics! Thanks for the recs!
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