tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53146009801541969942011-11-27T19:46:50.340-05:00(plural n.) Definition: The act of touching and re-touching “Rob” with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.RobNipulationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15241984030374257122noreply@blogger.comBlogger231100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5314600980154196994.post-24564793702660457702009-10-26T12:15:00.003-04:002009-10-28T16:31:42.390-04:00

We’ve moved from Blogger to Wordpress. We'll be posting only at Wordpress starting tomorrow, October 27, 2009. Please update your bookmarks! You will be redirected to the new site in 3 seconds.

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What's the cause of that 4-alarm fire? Why, the hawtness of Fireman Rob, of course! (and his trusty sidekicks...)Fireman Rob can't help but cause sparks to fly. When he's called to action, there's nothing quite like watching him slide down and handle that pole. Those agile fingers are perfect for handling all kinds of equipment, and who wouldn't want to feel those strong arms wrapped around

rpattzlawyernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5314600980154196994.post-76959634779337654862009-10-23T10:30:00.037-04:002009-10-23T10:30:00.831-04:00

Everyone has been hit hard by the economy. We all seem to need a little extra money nowadays. And that includes Rob. Accordingly, Rob has decided to take a second job to earn his Heineken and Hot Pocket money. Unfortunately, his drinking habits are leading to a few minor issues in his side career...Please join us as we present, Yoga with Rob.First off, everyone breathe deeply. In and out. Arms up

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So you're on your way home from work one day, just trying to get there without anything else going wrong. It's definitely been one of THOSE days again. All of a sudden, you hear a siren. You see flashing lights. Shit. You're being pulled over. As you sit waiting nervously in your car, you look back at the patrol car in your rear view mirror, and see the officer get out. Ohmigod, you whisper --

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~ Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made. ~Dr. Wayner DyerEvery now and again, there comes a time in your life when you must make an exceptionally difficult choice. This is one of those times.Bathtub Rob? Or ShowerRob?See, Bathtub Rob is just sitting back, waiting for you to ride him into oblivion. But Shower Rob is ready and willing to use his hips to your full benefit. So, do you

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A Special Legal edition of the Dick-tionaryRob (and Twilight) fans have an especially heavy concentration among legal professionals. Why is that? Could it because attorneys and judges have all passed the bar exam --- bars being something that Rob excels in? Could it be because legal professionals are all suckers for a man who looks ridiculously hot in a suit? Perhaps legal practitioners are

rpattzlawyernoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5314600980154196994.post-74268935760388844262009-10-19T12:30:00.000-04:002009-10-19T12:53:53.961-04:00

Maybe you've seen him before. Maybe he's just a mirage. Pilot Rob. He comes out on sometimes on those extra long flights and offers to take you places you've never been.Set any misgivings aside, and let Pilot Rob initiate you into the mile high club and then, let those long, talented fingers take you even higher.Some inspiration for your trip:Changing Skies, by hamistasty aka jovygoeschompchomp

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And now, continuing our series on the language of the Robsessed: Mental Health and treatment editionRobvelation (noun): What you experience when you find out that you are not alone in your Robsession and that there is a community of others who are just as Robsessed as you are.RMS (noun): A syndrome that occurs before a televised red carpet event at which Rob will be appearing, caused by your

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Every now and again, Rob feels like getting out of his hotel room and letting loose a bit. You know, get the old juices flowing. And when that happens, Rob likes to take out his balls and throw them around.Whether he's rolling his balls on a wooden floor...Throwing his balls to the other end of a grassy area...Or just playing with his balls in bed...Rob and his balls will work up a sweat, then go

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It's ROMICS STRIP Wednesday again!!Time for a lesson on Cap'n 6-Pack's life.It was then that Destiny hit him.He needed The Beer, but The Beer needed him more!!He found himself a partner and began his holy work.Tryouts for a new partner didn't go smoothly...Thank @Susanchicago for your help!

Pilinenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5314600980154196994.post-36230311932242392562009-10-13T10:30:00.033-04:002009-10-15T11:19:30.538-04:00

Did you ever think that maybe Rob was too much of a sweetheart to attack you behind a dumpster, grabbing your ass with his right hand while using the left one to perform the fuckhawt move known as the Leg Hitch? No? Yeah.Me.Neither. *cough* No really, I swear it never crossed my mind. *cough cough*hmmmmm Rocker Rob looks like he would be up for some experimenting behind a

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It’s Monday. And it’s been one of those Mondays. You know what you need — a little bit of comfort and kindness, to just let go of everything for a couple of hours. With that in mind, you text your girls to meet you at the corner bar and head over after work.As you walk in, sliding onto a stool at the bar, your eyes widen when you see the new bartender asking you, “What’s your pleasure?”

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All right, class, quiet down and take your seats. Today we will be continuing your lesson in the language of the Robsessed. Take out a pencil, a piece of paper, and, of course, your Robster’s Dick-tionary so we can get started... I SAID QUIET DOWN, PEOPLE! YOU DON’T WANT ME TO WHIP OUT MY RULER AND SPANK YOU, DO YOU?!Oh, I see you do...Well, in any event, on with the show! Robfix (noun)

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Mail carrier Rob has an extra special delivery for you... He's dying to show you EXACTLY what's in his package.So the hard part is really: which Rob to choose?FedExRob? He looks good in blue, and his package does look a little bit bigger. And he has such nice, strong hands... Those could really take you places.But UPSRob is ready to vie for your, ahem, affections. While UPSRob's outfit isn't as

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It's ROMICS STRIP Wednesday!

Pilinenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5314600980154196994.post-29585640331381688822009-10-06T10:30:00.003-04:002009-10-15T11:19:51.854-04:00

You've been terribly stressed out. Things at work have been crazy lately. Luckily, your best girl friends pooled together and booked you a spa day for your birthday. What could be better than a day of pampering and relaxation? The answer: a day of pampering and relaxation with Spa Rob on duty!After checking in, you are told that a technician is waiting to give you a special exfoliating scrub

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First off, a hearty (with extra vibe!) welcome to @amberchagrined, our newest co-blogger on RobNips! @amberchagrined has a extra special place in her *ahem* heart for Geekward Rob...Remember that day that both Twitter and Facebook were down? Somehow we made it through several consecutive hours of no access to Robporn or our fellow Robficionados, but we did not escape unscathed. Remember the Great

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Sometimes you just need to get away from it all. And when you do, BellboyRob is here to take care of you.He'll carry your bags...And then carry you to bed.But first, take a cue from this little girl, and check out his package.That'll get things started.Always be sure to give him a generous TIP!Some extra nice tips that we suggest:1) Invite him to CUM in your room for a mind blowing game of Strip

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Myyyy felloowww Am'ricans,tooniiight I present yooouuu a fir slookat my new campaiiign"Vote for me, Heiney and Robgasms for all"*This message has been approved by the Rob-Nipulations Drunk Rob Support Group*The "DrunkRob for Prez" staff includes @buhbeesgirl and @melarimo, as well as your faithful bloggersBut really, if we can't have Prez Drunk Rob, we'll settle for RoButler without hesitation!

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*drum rolls*

Pilinenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5314600980154196994.post-16673425771037428242009-09-28T13:51:00.023-04:002009-10-15T11:20:40.562-04:00

No really, go look.He's ready and waitin' for you. Who can resist this fuckhawtness? Stronger women than us!This RobNip was created at the request of @Melainii However, Rob in your bed is one of our most popular requests! So @Melainii can't have all the fun...These next two manips, which epitomize fuckhawtness, were requested by that dirty bitch @xxooandcookies Wowza.Drink it in, bitches! Go

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So, I'm kind've a klutz. And by kind've, I mean a HUGE klutz. My co-workers just kinda giggle when I walk into things and fall down now. :( Anyway, this means that I spend loads of time in emergency rooms. Seriously, I'm practically on a first name basis with the ER doctors at local hospitals. Last winter, I went to the ER yet again, and guess who my attending was? That's right, Dr. Cullen.

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Have you ever wished that this... was really this?If so, you may have just found your safe haven!What makes Rob-Nipulations so fucktastic? Because Rob-Nipulations is all about YOU. That's right, you. We want to make your dreams come true! (we may or may not use our influence on @RobsButtonsBabe to make some of our dreams come true too...)So hop on this gravy train! Email your sexiest/funniest

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