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Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday: Fireman Rob

What's the cause of that 4-alarm fire? Why, the hawtness of Fireman Rob, of course! (and his trusty sidekicks...)

Fireman Rob can't help but cause sparks to fly. When he's called to action, there's nothing quite like watching him slide down and handle that pole. Those agile fingers are perfect for handling all kinds of equipment, and who wouldn't want to feel those strong arms wrapped around them? When he's done with work, you just wanna help him pull off those layers, pull down those sexpenders, and pull him into the shower to wash off the smoke and soot.

Another benefit of Fireman Rob -- -he's always ready to respond, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Better get your fireproof panties ready!

Fuckhawt Firemen Fanfic:

Stop, Drop, and Roll by Bronzehairedgirl620

Escape Our Fates by ClumsyInLove

Capturing the Flame by Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal

The Epic TRated One: Sparks May Fly by EdwardsTrueLove1901

Trial By Fire by blackgem88

Broken Wings, Fallen Angel by BellaMadonna

Cooking with Fire by In love with a Crooked Smile

A Change of Heart by icegem100

Friday, October 23, 2009

RobNip™ 4.4 - Yoga with Rob

Everyone has been hit hard by the economy. We all seem to need a little extra money nowadays. And that includes Rob. Accordingly, Rob has decided to take a second job to earn his Heineken and Hot Pocket money. Unfortunately, his drinking habits are leading to a few minor issues in his side career...

Please join us as we present, Yoga with Rob.

First off, everyone breathe deeply. In and out. Arms up in a Sun Salutation pose. And bring them back down.

Please get on your hands and knees. Rob will be starting with the Cat Cow pose.

Rob hasn't been practicing yoga very long, but we feel he shows excellent promise. He just needs to lay off the drinking to fully come into his own....

Remember to focus on your breathing. Now Rob will move into the bridge pose.

Rob could use a little work on his form, yes? Perhaps someone wouldn't mind removing the Heineken from his right hand? I think that's getting in his way.

Since Rob seems to be a little, erm, under the weather today, lets finish up with the corpse pose. Oh look! Rob has that down exactly! Great job, Rob! Rob? Honey? Frick, I think we're gonna need some help to get him back to bed...

Please join us next week, for more Yoga with Rob!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

RobNip™ 4.3 - Cops and Robbers Rob

So you're on your way home from work one day, just trying to get there without anything else going wrong. It's definitely been one of THOSE days again. All of a sudden, you hear a siren. You see flashing lights. Shit. You're being pulled over. As you sit waiting nervously in your car, you look back at the patrol car in your rear view mirror, and see the officer get out. Ohmigod, you whisper -- it's Officer Rob. He's walks over to your car and says "License and registration, please," and gives you a crooked smile. You can't pass up an opportunity this good! As he heads back to the patrol car, you pull the front of your shirt down a tad and fluff your hair. When he returns, you sultrily ask "Officer, is there anything I can do to avoid a ticket?" and give him your sexiest pout, while batting your eyelashes. Officer Rob grins back at you and assures you that, yes, there are PLENTY of ways to avoid this ticket, as he leans in to kiss you with a twinkle in his eye that promises far more.

Unfortunately, the judge is not so forgiving...

But it's okay, because when you are led to your inexplicably co-ed cell, you see that your cellie is none other than Inmate Rob. He's serving time for making panties spontaneously drop. Hmm, you're confined to a small room with little more than a bed, your partner in crime is none other than Inmate Rob, and you have LOTS of time on your hands. Whatever should you do? Time behinds bars has never been quite this fun. In fact, when you go before the judge again, you can't help but ask, "Please, sir, may I have some more?"

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

RobNip™ 4.2 Rub-A-Dub-Rob

~ Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made. ~
Dr. Wayner Dyer

Every now and again, there comes a time in your life when you must make an exceptionally difficult choice. This is one of those times.

Bathtub Rob?

Or ShowerRob?

See, Bathtub Rob is just sitting back, waiting for you to ride him into oblivion. But Shower Rob is ready and willing to use his hips to your full benefit. So, do you want to take charge? Or just enjoy the ride?